More Thoughts on Marriage

Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another

-- Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

The other replied:

-- Yes I am -- I married the wrong man.

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When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Vocabulary Help

• wish - desejar
• order - pedir
• wear - usar
• wedding ring - anel de casamento
• wrong - errado
• finger - dedo
• wife - esposa