Parking ticket

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day....it's important!!!

Vocabulary Help

• parking ticket - multa de estacionamento
• store - loja
• come out - sair
• cop - guarda, tira, policial
• ticket - multa
• buddy - meu chapa
• to give a break - dar uma colher de chá
• glare - olhar zangado
• worn tires - pneus carecas
• horse manure. (bosta de cavalo)
• windshield - para-brisa
• don't care - não se importar
• around the corner - na outra esquina
• fun - diversão